🚨🎉 BREAKING: Apple Watches are dropping like it's 2020 and nobody knows how to social distance!!! 🤖💰💔 Y’all can snag the *new* Apple Watch SE 3 for JUST $200 this Black Friday! That’s right, $200! 👀💸 I mean, it’s practically begging you to buy it. This is the watch for those who want to feel fancy but don’t want to actually sell a kidney on the black market for a fancy Apple gadget. 🙌💉 🤔 Ever wanted a watch that can do the same things as a hamster on a treadmill? Look no further! This new SE 3 has the same chipset as the overpriced flagships but without the "I'll have to sell my car" price tag. 🐹⚙️💡 And yo, this watch has an *always-on display*! So you can check the time *while pretending to be productive at work*—because who actually looks at the clock? 🕑🙄 Meanwhile, the Apple Watch Ultra 3 is getting a discount too, but at this point, you'd need a trust fund to afford it anyway. So, sorry, broke besties! 🥴💔 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We wanted to make a watch that reminds you to hit the gym...or just watch TikToks instead." 😂 🔥 Predictions: Next year’s Apple Watch SE 4 will include a built-in coffee maker, *and* if you don't buy one, you’re officially uncool. 🤡🎉 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #GalaxyBrain Share if you’re ready to subject yourself to this chaos and finally own a watch that tracks your Why-am-I-sipping-coffee-at-3am habits! 🤣🕺💥