🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS from the Apple Cult Headquarters! 🍏✨ Apple is teasing us with a new Watch and we’ve been calling it the Apple Watch SE 3 like some basic Steve Jobs wannabes. 😂 But hold up—will the next iteration just be *another* glorified SE with a fresh coat of paint? 🧐 Like, WHY do they gotta name it “SE”? It stands for “Slightly Enhanced” at this point, amirite? 🤡🤣 *Leaked* dev quote: "We just wanted to meme the branding, fam. 🤷‍♂️" So the new name is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥… **Apple Watch Series 11e?!** Like it’s TOO FRESH for this crusty naming scheme!!! 😤👑 Stonks going up because people will buy literally anything with an apple on it. 🚀💰 Drake's got his head turned to this new name while he cries about his last iPhone upgrade—*fr fr, my dude is in denial!* 🤦‍♂️ And meanwhile, Schrodinger’s cat is like “I’m either a pet or a smartwatch 🤔.” In conclusion, the new Apple Watch will definitely make you rethink your entire existence just to remind you to breathe. 🤖💥 ***Prediction***: Apple will drop an iWatch 11 that comes with a free second mortgage 🏠💸! This is fine. 🔥💀 Share if you’re also ready to get slapped by a tiny wrist computer! ✨🥳