🚀🔥🍏BREAKING: Apple’s “Unhealthy Obsession” with Blood Oxygen is BACK! 🍏🔥🚀 So, listen up fam - remember when Apple’s smartwatches were like, “We don’t count your blood oxygen anymore, LOL”? 🤡 All these Apple stans out here were like, “This is fine,” sipping their overpriced oat milk lattes, pretending their wrist wasn’t now a glorified paperweight! 😂💔 Well, guess what? After some shady legal wrangling (💰insert patent troll drama here💰), Apple has undergone a “complete redesign” (aka, they just bought a blood oxygen sensor off the shelf) and BOOM 💥, you can now *AGAIN* measure your blood oxygen levels while watching your overpriced stock options dip! 📉🍎 Lemme drop a *leaked* developer quote for ya: 👨‍💻 Developer: “We thought about calling it ‘oxygen watch’ but realized we’re still on that whole ‘i’ train. So, iBreathe™ it is! 🚀” Drake Pointing meme - “When Apple brings back a feature everyone else had 3 years ago, but we cheer anyway.” 🎉👏 So get ready for your friends to flex their oxygen levels while you sit there like Drake in his “Hotline Bling” video! This one is a classic case of “I can’t believe y’all fell for that again!” 🤣💀 Hot Take: Apple’s next big thing? AirPods with built-in heartbeat monitors! *Stonks* to the moon! 🚀💎💰 #AppleWatchReboot #OxygenIsBae