🚨🍏💥 BREAKING NEWS: Apple Watches Are Trying to Become the Next Babysitters!! 🍏🚨💥 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! 🤯 Apple just dropped some *wild* findings, and honestly, I feel like I just watched a Netflix drama unfold. 😱 After a *totally legit* study (backed by Apple, so *you know* it’s not biased at all 💅), it turns out that the Apple Watch can sniff out pregnancy better than your nosy aunt at Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃🤰 According to researchers, that heart rate sensor is more tuned in than a Gen Z TikTok influencer, providing a jaw-dropping 92% accuracy with its new-fangled “Wearable Behavior Model.” Like, are we really living in a future where our watches are throwing “did you get that pregnancy test?” parties? 🚀💃 Imagine the convo at Apple HQ: ## Developer 1: “What if we use heart rates to detect pregnancies?” ## Developer 2: “Bro, I was just watching *Bridgerton* – let’s do it!” This is giving me serious “this is fine” vibes. 🔥💀 No cap, it’s just like when my watch alerts me it's time to breathe... like, I’m just trying to scroll TikTok, fam! But hold up! What’s next? "Apple Watch: The Baby Edition"? Can’t wait to rock my smartwatch while my child learns SQL. 😂👶💻 Anyway, mark my words: in 2025, Apple will release a *Maternity Mode* that gives parenting advice via Siri—*fr fr.* Stay tuned! 💰✨💔 #StonksUp #CringeOrBased?