🚨🧢🍏💰 Hey fam, gather ‘round! The Apple Watch Hermès just dropped, and they’re REALLY trying to make fetch happen with a must-have feature: *drumroll pls* Clarus the Dogcow! 🐄💻💖 Y’all remember Clarus, right? The original meme before memes were even a thing! It’s like Apple is pulling a *retro* move and saying, “Hey you rich folks, here’s an OG graphic from the ’90s to make you feel nostalgic while you empty your bank account!” 🤡💸💀 Honestly, the Apple Watch Hermès has always been a tech bragging right, like flexing your new Lambo while riding a unicycle. 🚴‍♂️💨 And now they’re throwing a cartoon cow into the mix? Like, Apple, no cap, are y’all just pulling features out of a hat now? 🎩🤔 *Imaginary developer quote* 💬: “Yeah, we kinda just added Clarus so people can say they own something nobody asked for. Pretty based, right?” 🙌🏻 But fr fr, if you don’t get it, just remember: it’s not a tech watch; it’s a fashion statement for people who have made *too many* questionable life choices. (Looking at you, influencer culture.) 😬🔥 In conclusion, brace yourselves for the upcoming TikTok trend of *flexing your Dogcow rotations*! 🚀 And here's my totally unhinged hot take: Apple will eventually announce a full line of dog-themed products — Apple Paws, anyone? 🐾👇🏻