🚨💸 CALL THE STONK POLICE IMMEDIATELY! 💸🚨 Apple Watch Series 7 is now going for just $155?! Bruh, the only thing getting stolen here is your attention while you PART WITH YOUR $$ 🤖💰. 👀But wait—this isn't the Apple Watch's debut at the price of a Starbucks latte ☕. I mean, come on, they even threw in a wider display and "durable build" like they’re the main character in a superhero movie 💪. 🤡 *Leaked conversation snippet from a totally-real Apple developer:* “Yeah, we put a wider screen on it because who doesn’t want to stare at their notifications 🥴?” The real flex here? It’s cheaper than your last impulse buy on Steam! 🎮💀 *Drake pointing meme* at those who are still caught up in the overpriced iPhone accessories game. But listen—if you think this discount will have Apple dropping their prices like it’s hot, you might wanna 📉 cope and seethe because we all know they’ll just throw in an extra $200 for the next model like *this is fine* 💔🔥. Hot take: In 2024, Apple will introduce the “Apple Watch Series 8” which will be basically the same but with a button that says “I’m rich” on it. 🤯🚀💥 Share this chaos or get left behind!