🚨🚨BREAKING: Apple Watch Finds Blood Oxygen Again!🩸💀 Hold the phone! In a plot twist nobody asked for, Apple has decided to resurrect blood oxygen readings just in time for the holidays because who wouldn’t want to feel like a blood-sucking vampire while they’re shopping? 🦇💰 With the magic of watchOS 11.6.1 and iOS 18.6.1, your Apple Watch is now *basically* a health detective that moonlights as your phone’s assistant. 📱👀 But wait! Here’s the tea ☕️: to get your blood info now, you basically have to play “hot potato” with your devices. The info gets pushed to your iPhone because somebody in the Apple labs was like, “Why not add some inconvenience to your health-tracking experience?” 🤡🤦‍♂️ Developer quote leak: “Basically, we said ‘onboarding is hard’ so now the phone does all the work... You're welcome!” - Timmy from the backroom at Apple HQ 👀😂 So, Apple, is this “new feature” gonna come with a bonus subscription fee or what? Like fr fr, at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if they start charging for oxygen processing. 💸💩 🔥HOT TAKE: In 2024, Apple will announce a new “Oxygen Plus” subscription service—because why breathe for free, right? 🚀🤖 Don’t @ me unless you’re ready to fight! #AppleWatch #Stonks #ThisIsFine #Cringe