🌟🚨👀 ALL HAIL THE BLOOD OXYGEN BACKTRACK! 👀🚨🌟 BREAKING: Apple just pulled a fast one like it's the final scene of *Inception* – the blood oxygen monitor is BACK on the Apple Watch Series 9, 10, and Ultra 2! But here's the twist – it's like trying to finish your homework on a Windows 95 while Windows 11 is out. 🤡💀 💔💉 “Hey, you want to monitor your BLOOD OXYGEN on your wrist?” - Apple devs whispering sweet nothings between sips of overpriced oat milk. No cap, fam! The feature's back, but you're gonna have to check your iPhone's Health app instead. You thought you could flex those vitals on your wrist? Nah, you're gonna have to fumble with that Health app like it's a Tinder date gone wrong. Swipe left on the convenience, amirite? 😂🔥 And listen up, blood oxygen really got that glow-up by bouncing from the Watch to the iPhone faster than your mom taking away your phone at bedtime. This is the *holistic wellness* your overpriced piece of aluminum gives you. 😂👉📱 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Apple will introduce a subscription to actually SEE the blood oxygen data on your watch. 🤖💰 "Sorry, $9.99 a month is "just a coffee" for your wrist health!" Stay tuned, stonks will tank because fr fr, who pays to breathe?! 🚀💥