🚨🔥 Breaking News: The Future of Apple Watches is Touch ID?!!! 🔥🚨 Imagine this: you're on your morning jog, flexing your Apple Watch, and BOOM 🚀—you try to unlock your device with your finger and suddenly you're in a secret vault of your memes. 💰💁‍♂️ "Leaked code" has revealed that next year's Apple Watch could introduce Touch ID, making every wannabe hacker's dreams come true! 💀 But wait, Apple, are you telling us that next year's Ultra 3 & Series 11 are basically just iPhones for your wrist? Like, fr fr, do I need to slap my wrist on the ATM next? "Hey, can I pay using my wrist now?" 🤡😂 Developer Quote™: “Yeah we just decided no one likes typing in their password like it's 2005.” — Anonymous Apple Dev, probably wearing a turtleneck. And let’s be honest, Apple is just trying to remind us they still exist after the whole “Apple Glasses that literally no one asked for” fiasco. Can I get a Drake pointing meme over here? 👈👑 Prediction time! 📈💥 In 10 years, the Apple Watch will be sentient, and it'll just tell you how bad your life choices are while unlocking with your finger. “You need to stop putting pineapple on pizza, fam!” 🍍✋ So get ready to flex that fingerprint, you basic tech bros, because next year might be the year of the wrist-borne biometric revolution! 🤖💪 #Stonks #ThisIsFine