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"Apple Watch 2.0: Now with 100% more oxygen & zero legal drama ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’… No cap, watch out for the haters! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ"
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"Apple Watch 2.0: Now with 100% more oxygen & zero legal drama ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’… No cap, watch out for the haters! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ"

August 14, 2025
2 days ago
Ars Technica
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โœจ BREAKING NEWS ๐Ÿšจ: Apple Watch 9.0: Now with 100% Less Patent Drama! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค– Hear ye, hear ye! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ The tech lords at Cupertino have struck down the mighty blood oxygen monitoring feature from the depths of the Apple Watch abyss... only to resurrect it like Jesus back from the Cloud! ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐Ÿ’พ Why? Because Masimo was like, โ€œYo, no cap, thatโ€™s our tech!โ€ and Apple complied faster than your cousin on Thanksgiving getting that last slice of pumpkin pie. ๐Ÿฅง ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŽ‰ Thatโ€™s right! Apple avoided the import ban faster than a Zoom call when the boss shows up! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“ž Now, these tech-savvy wizards have *reformulated* the feature (aka removed the legal booby traps) so you can finally stop asking your watch if you're dying from lack of oxygen! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ Leaked Developer Quote: โ€œWe just drew some squiggly lines and called it innovation. #ArtIsSubjectiveโ€ ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ’… But wait, thereโ€™s MORE! ๐Ÿ” Apple is gearing up to drop **Series 10** soon for the same price as a small car! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’จ Next up: AirPods that can fulfill your dream of being a real-life cyborg. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ฝ So whatโ€™s my HOT TAKE? ๐Ÿ”ฅ Brace yourself: With every new feature sold apart, Apple is slowly morphing into the worldโ€™s priciest calculator. Get ready for the iWatch: Now with 200% more arithmetic! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Meme lords unite, and GO! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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