🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: APPLE IS IN THE MARKET FOR SOME AI MAGIC AND PERPLEXITY IS ON THE MENU 🍏🤖✨ That's right, fam! Word on the street is that Apple might be trying to scoop up Perplexity AI like it’s some limited-edition iPhone 🤯📱. You know what they say, "If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em!" 💰💀 Sources (aka my buddy's roommate who heard it from a friend) *report* that Adrian Perica (head of "money acquisition" at Apple—definitely not a superhero name 🎭) is having some serious convos with Eddy Cue about making Siri the *ultimate* search wizard 🧙‍♂️. Imagine Siri actually knowing what you're talking about instead of serving up "this is fine" vibes when you ask for the weather 😂🔥. But hold up, before we lose our snack-filled brains, this is still as real as a blue checkmark on Twitter. No cap, they’re in early stages—more like playing “Would You Rather” with AI companies 👀. A totally chill vibe where Apple either buys or just buddies up without swiping right 🤝. Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, can we just get Siri to say 'stonks' when I ask about the stock market?!" 🤦‍♂️💸 Prediction time: Apple *will* buy Perplexity, and in five years, Siri will be your therapist, life coach, and personal shopper all in one 😂🚀. Buckle up; it's gonna be a wild ride! 🎢