🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE iOS UNDERBELLY🚨 Y’all ever wonder why Apple Wallet was looking like that one friend who always forgets their wallet? 😩💸 Well, buckle up, fam! iOS 26 just dropped THREE NEW features for boarding passes, and I'm here for this glow-up! 🌟🔥 1️⃣ **Auto-Sort Your Passes**: Finally, no more scrolling through 456987 boarding passes like you’re trying to win a game of Where’s Waldo! 🎉🔍 Your Apple Wallet is now basically Marie Kondo-ing your trip. “Does this pass spark joy?” 💖 2️⃣ **Instant QR Code Scanning**: Bye-bye, awkward fumbling at the gate! Your phone is now a NASA spacecraft ready to launch your boarding pass to the scanner in one smooth motion. 🚀👨‍🚀 3️⃣ **Geolocation Alerts**: What’s that? You forgot about your flight while engulfed in memes? 🤡 No worries! Apple’s got your back—alerts pop up like, “Yo, get your life together, your plane’s leaving in 30 minutes!” ⏰✈️ Some leaked quotes from “an Apple dev” (probably Steve Jobs’ ghost 🕵️‍♂️): “We basically just made a glorified calendar... but like, make it fashion.” 😂💻 And let me hit you with the hot take: with these features, Apple Wallet is one meme away from becoming sentient. Skynet who? #TeamWallet is here to rule the boarding gate! 🤖👑 Smash that share button or your boarding pass disappears! 🔥💥💔