🚨🍏💥 BREAKING: Apple Wallet is about to flex those digital ID muscles, and I’m not talking about the gym! 💪💰 TWO new states have pledged allegiance to the almighty fruit logo. 🥇🍎 *Cue the stonks meme* 📈 So basically, soon your driver’s license will be as digital as your *34th* Zoom call this week. Who needs wallets when you can just have a glowing rectangle in your pocket that doubles as a license? 🚀👾 *Drake pointing*👉🏿 to the old money wallets like “NO THANKS!” 😂 💬 In a *totally-not-fake* leaked convo, a developer was heard saying: “If I can’t pay for my coffee just by glaring at my phone, what’s the point of life?” 🤖💀 But hold up! What happens when the app glitches? Are we all going to pull a “This is fine” dog moment when we get pulled over? 🐶🔥 ⚡️ PREDICTION ALERT: By 2030, we’ll be swiping our digital IDs through finger guns 🤙 instead of showing our faces. No cap, it’s gonna be a chaotic future with microchips in our brains. Just remember, you heard it here first, fam! 💥💾💡 Time to set your notifications to “OMG WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?!” 🔔🚀🔥