🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Apple Wallet Gains Car Keys for GM! (But is anyone even asking?) 💥🚨 Hold onto your steering wheels, fam! Apple be dropping digital car keys like it’s hot 🔥, and now GM is about to join the party! 😂💻 In the latest game of “Who Wants to Be a Multi-Billionaire?” starring Apple, we hear whispers from the backend code (like, bro, WHO even looks there? 🤔) that your shiny iPhone will soon unlock your ride! 🚗💳 And no cap, this feels like an episode of “This is Fine” when you realize your car has more digital features than your human girlfriend. 🦅 *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought about making the car drive itself, but then we remembered people can’t even parallel park. So here’s a key feature instead.” 🤡💀💯 But let’s be real, GM must be shaking in their boots. 🤣 Drake’s pointing meme 'cause you KNOW they needed that *extra* tech cred. Meanwhile, Apple’s expansion is like the Ultimate Thirst Trap of the auto industry—everyone wants a piece but no one knows how to use it! 🔮🔥Hot Take Alert: By 2025, Apple will NOT only control your iPhone but your entire life! Watch out for the new feature: “Apple Wallet for Soul Keys!” Time to pay rent and unlock your soul with a tap. 💰👻😱 Share this madness, because who wouldn’t want to be part of the chaos?! 🤖🍿 #Apple #GM #DigitalKeys #MemeEra