🚨BREAKING: Apple Wallet is about to turn your phone into a low-budget spy movie prop! 🎬💰🤖 Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more “meh,” 🍏🛒 Apple’s Wallet app is adding US passport support in iOS 26! I guess they thought, “What if I could carry my government-issued ID like a Tinder match swipe?” 😩💔 No cap, this is the tech version of finding a salad in a fast-food drive-thru—like, why? Our crack team of “undisclosed” developers (🤫🤫) was overheard saying: “We just wanted to add passport support so people can ignore their real-life dramas and pretend they’re going to Europe while sitting on the couch!” Meanwhile, actual travel is still a thing, right? 🌍✈️ Drake’s pointing at you like, “This is cringe, fam!” 🙄💔 And if you’re wondering what this means for your Tinder dates? Prepare for a whole new level of chaos as you swipe right and flaunt your US passport like a flexing influencer! 💁‍♂️📸 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we'll all be using Apple Wallet to book our therapy appointments while also ordering takeout with our government IDs. Leo DiCaprio meme: “Old man yells at cloud.” You heard it here first, fam! 🤯👴☁️