🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE APPLE UNIVERSE! 🍏✨ iOS 26 just dropped, and guess what? Our wallets are actually feeling lighter?? Well, sort of. 🤷‍♂️ Apple has finally decided to bless us with a highly requested feature in their Wallet app: the ability to DISABLE promotional notifications!!! 😱💰 *cue the applause* 👏 Oh wait—I can hear the sound of zero people asking for this feature. According to *leaked* developer quotes, one dev was like, “We know you hate notifications so here’s a ‘mute’ button, but good luck finding it!” 😂💀 #AppleLogic 🙃 While the *fr fr* tech world is buzzing like a bee on caffeine, you gotta wonder: why are we still paying $1,999 for a phone that helps us avoid ads in our wallets? 🧐💸 *Drake pointing* says “Not my problem!” This is fine...but honestly? I'm just here waiting for the day Apple finally makes my coffee. ☕️🔥 Until then, this feature makes me think of that meme: “Is this progress?” 🤔💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2040, Apple will charge us an extra $99.99 to DELETE spam. 💀🚀 Share this chaos, fam!