🚨💀BREAKING: Apple just decided to play hide-and-seek with Jon Prosser’s legal rights! 🤡🍏💼 Apparently, they’re coming in hot like "Nerf guns for law suits" over his iOS 26 leaks. Spoiler: he’s claiming it’s all cap. 🧢🔥 Yo, Apple, chill for a second! 🌬️ You can’t just sue people for being better spies than an over-caffeinated squirrel! 🐿️💼 Jon’s out here posting renderings while Apple’s trying to paint their reality in "this is fine" colors. 🚀✨ These leaked secrets could be just a “how to make iPhones 10% cooler” tutorial, and suddenly we’re in a courtroom drama worthy of an Oscar. 🎭🍿 Meanwhile, Jon’s like, “Bro, I was just trying to drop some knowledge!” 📉😂 In a leaked convo, an Apple employee reportedly said: “Can I just view my own iPhone without being sued? Asking for a friend.” 🤖🤷‍♂️ **Hot Take:** In 5 years, Apple will start charging you for the privilege of *using* the iOS headline without a suit! 💰💸 Get ready for the iPhone 52—completely *devoid* of features, but with a $2000 price tag! Who’s ready? 🤔🚀 #BasedOrCringe