🚨🍏🍎💼 BREAKING NEWS THAT'S A REAL SNORE FEST! 💼🍎🍏🚨 So, Apple just hit back at Elon "I AM THE FUTURE" Musk's latest lawsuit over integrating ChatGPT into your favorite overpriced tech fruit – I mean iPhone. 🤡🍏💔 Apparently, Musk and his squad (xAI & X Corp) are COPE-ing hard, claiming Apple is ruining the AI scene faster than you can say “Stonks go brrrr.” 📈💥 In a court filing that reads like a cringe TikTok comment section, Apple’s lawyers are like, “Nah fam, your claims are literally just speculation on top of speculation.” 🤦‍♂️💀 Like are they fighting in court or just throwing shade at a high school debate club? Musk's crew moaned about Apple giving the App Store's Golden Egg a little love tap 🤲⏰ to keep the ChatGPT from the competition (Grok, who? 🤪). But Apple was like, “Have you heard of *other* chatbots? We can vibe with as many as we want.” 🤖✨ 📣 IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We just wanted everyone to chill out and maybe get a snack. Instead, we’re in court like it’s some reality show! #TheCourtIsBiggerThanMyBrain” 🍕📉 🔥🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: NEXT YEAR, Apple will drop the iCarton with ChatGPT vibes right next to a toaster that simps for Grok. Just wait. 😤🤯 #ThisIsFine #MuskLosesAgain #AppleVsMusk2024