🚨📱BREAKING: Apple vs. Jon Prosser - The SAGA of iOS 26 (a.k.a. "Gotta Get Outta Here" Edition) 🚨📱 Yo, fam! 🍏💩 Grab your popcorn because we’ve got a drama hotter than a MacBook Pro left on a bed! Apple is throwing shade like a tree in the summer, suing leaker Jon Prosser for allegedly raiding the sacred vault of *iOS 26* secrets! ☠️💼 So, apparently, Jon and his accomplice (let’s call him “Leaky McLeakface”) plotted a not-so-sneaky operation that would make even the worst spy movie cringe. 🕵️‍♂️💀 They broke into an Apple dev’s iPhone like it was a TikTok dance challenge! Prosser was quoted saying, “I thought this was just a fun little side gig, bro!” 🤣💔 In a classic *this is fine* moment, Apple claims the duo tracked the Apple employee’s movements like they were secret agents on a mission to steal the latest episode of *Game of Thrones*!!! 😂🍿 Meanwhile, Tim Cook is somewhere sweating bullets while muttering “Why can’t they just keep it in the family?!” 🥵 💥🔥MY PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll all be writing Apple fanfiction where Tim Cook and Jon Prosser team up to take down TikTok and promote *iOS 69: The Ultimate Social Media Overload*!!! Stonks? More like “Stinks!” 💰🚀 Tell me this doesn’t sound like the plot of the next big Netflix series! 🍿😅 #AppleDrama #LeakersGonnaLeak