🚨 BREAKING: Apple vs. Fortnite - ROUND 57 🚨 Grab your popcorn 🍿 and your best meme-slingin’ ☠️ because this courtroom drama is juicier than a TikTok that gets stuck in your head for a week! Apple is back in court, and they brought their lawyer squad like they’re assembling the Avengers, but instead of saving the world, they’re just trying to save those sweet, sweet 30% App Store fees 💰💀. Epic Games is out here looking like "Why pay for the milk when you can just steal the cow?" 🐄💔 And Apple’s response? Classic “drake pointing” meme vibes - “No to letting Fortnite run wild, yes to charging you all the moolah!” 🤨💸 Leaked developer convo: 🗨️ Epic Dev: "Why is Apple acting like they invented the App Store? 😂" 🗨️ Apple Dev: "Because we basically did AND we still need our yacht money!" 🚤💦 Meanwhile, Tim Cook is sitting in court like it’s the biggest free ad EVER, wearing his “This is fine” shirt while the judge sips that hot tea ☕️. 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: If this dispute doesn’t end with a Marvel crossover skin in Fortnite, I’m throwing a virtual fit! Mark my words, THIS IS THE CONTENT WE DESERVE! 🚀💥 Share it before the Apple overlords come for my WiFi! 🤖💔