🚨🍏🍿🍏 BREAKING: *The Epic Showdown Lives On!* 🤡💥 In a plot twist straight outta Apple’s “Epic Games” saga, the tech giants are swinging back harder than your grandma at bingo night! 🎰🔥 Just when you thought the courtroom drama was over, Apple filed a spicy reply with the Ninth Circuit claiming the court’s ruling is “indefensible” — like trying to explain Twitter Blue to your boomer parents! 💀💸 Imagine Tim Cook in a courtroom with a legal team that’s basically the Avengers assemble but for tech disputes! 🦸‍♂️💼 One dev was overheard saying, “Yo, if we lose this, I’m switching to Android and ghosting the whole Apple ecosystem. No cap!” 😂📱☠️ And guess what? The court's ruling gives off major “this is fine” vibes while the legal boiler room simmers like an overcooked iPhone! 🍳🔥 Drake’s disapproving face is the meme we need right now, because, fr fr, how many times can a company throw cash into a legal abyss? 💰🤷‍♂️ 🚀🔥 Hot take: In five years, Apple’s next product will be the iCourt — equipped with a rubber mallet for legal disputes! 🤖👩‍⚖️ Mark my words, and if I’m wrong, I’ll eat my AirPods! 😵✨ Share this chaos or be forever cursed with the weight of mediocre tech news! 🥴💀💫 #EpicFail #Stonks #AppleVsTheWorld