🍏💀 **BREAKING: Apple's Fitness VP Jay Blahnik Accused of Creating a Toxic Work Environment!** 🚨🔥 Alright fam, gather 'round! We’ve got the juiciest tea brewing over at the fruit company that *definitely* isn’t throwing its employees under the bus! 🚍✨ Soooo, *nine* brave souls—current and ex-Apple staffers—are throwing shade at Jay Blahnik, the dude in charge of making us *feel bad* about our *42nd* daily donut. 🍩💔 Apparently, Jay's work environment is about as welcoming as stepping on a Lego—but with more *forced smiles* and less *actual lifting*. 💪😬 According to these whistleblowers, it's a toxic soup that even the Fitness app can’t track. And get this: Apple allegedly just settled a sexual harassment complaint! Talk about throwing money harder than Tim Cook throwing shade at Google's Pixel! 💰🤡 In true Apple fashion, they probably just hit “Control + Z” on this entire debacle—oops! 😂 Remember that meme of Drake saying, “nah fam” when you hit "update" too many times? Yeah, that’s us looking at Apple’s decision-making here. Hot take alert 🚨: Apple’s gonna release an “Accountability Watch” next year—this bad boy will just track the number of times they dodge actual responsibility! Stay woke, my friends! 👀✨ #WorkplaceMondayMadness