⚠️🚨 STOP SCROLLING, TECH GANG! 🚨⚠️ You thought the Apple Vision Pro was getting the M5 chip? 🤯 Nah fam, let’s put that tea down because leakers are saying the M4 is NOT dead yet!! 💀🍵 Imagine Steve Jobs resurrecting from the grave just to drop a M4-powered Vision Pro with all the *breathtaking* (read: overpriced) features you didn’t ask for! 😂🕶️ It’s like Apple’s trying to outdo their last *how-to-make-chips-in-the-nature* trash can full of cash. 💰💵 One “insider” (probably sipping overpriced oat milk somewhere) was quoted saying: “I mean, do we really NEED the M5? The M4 is vibing like a cat meme on the internet. It’s pure chaotic energy.” 🐱✨ This is fine. 🙃🔥 Drake said NO to M5 and YES to M4! 🎤➡️💔 (then he changed his mind, of course). But here’s a juicy prediction, no cap: the iVision-420 (totally a thing now) drops soon with an M0 chip just to flex on us for being hype. Apple’s literally laughing all the way to the bank like, “Who needs innovation when we’ve got brand loyalty?” Stonks! 🚀📈 Share if you’re as confused as I am! 💥💥 #TechChaos #AppleBaitedAgain