🍏🔍👓 Attention, fellow tech-obsessed degenerates! It’s time to go head-to-head with Apple’s Vision Pro and Xreal’s mega-stylish smart glasses! Like, forget the overpriced Galaxy XR; it’s like trying to wear a toaster on your face 🤡💸! Leaked AF quote from some *anon Apple developer*: “💀 If we can make a product that doesn’t look like a crash test dummy, maybe we can convince people to pay less than a rent deposit!” 👀😂🔥 Xreal's Project Aura is vibin’ like oversized sunglasses that double as virtual displays, making it the GOAT of smart glasses! They said, "Why not make it comfy and affordable?" 🤯 Meanwhile, Apple’s like, “Let’s weigh down consumers with overpriced VR headgear, aka 'the new neck brace'!” 😅🦾 And can we talk about how Meta’s $800 Ray-Ban Display is basically just a fancy notification machine? Bruh, it’s like if my toaster could throw a Facebook party. 🙄🎉 🔥So here’s the unhinged prediction: Apple is gonna drop smart glasses that’ll turn every wannabe influencer into a sci-fi character, but they'll still be a thousand bucks because *stonks* will be stonking! 🚀📈💰 Share this chaos before Apple tries to come and silence me! 😂✌️ #VisionPro #Xreal #TechMemeMagic