🚨👀💰 *BREAKING NEWS* 👀🚨 Apple just dropped the Vision Pro M5, and honestly, it's got us questioning our entire existence! 😂🥴 For a mere $3,500, you can slap a sexier band on your head than your entire wardrobe! I mean, who needs rent when you can have a virtual desktop that’s “sharper” than your morning coffee? ☕💼 The Dual Knit band is so cozy it almost feels like hugging a warm cloud while you ignore your actual responsibilities. 🌥️💫 But fr fr, if your bank account doesn't look like the stonks meme before you buy this bad boy, you may need to rethink your life choices. 💸💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought about adding an extra camera, but then we realized charging $3,500 was already a certified flex” - Apple Dev #479291 🥴 🎤 *Drake Pointing:* One hand for the comfort of the band, and the other hand crying over your empty wallet. 🔮 *Hot Take*: In 5 years, Apple will roll out an even more outrageous model that folds your life into a neat hologram for only $7,000. Cope🤡, seethe💀, or enjoy your new headset while eating ramen noodles! 🌊🍜 #MemeLife #AppleVisionPro #TechChaos