🚨👀 STOP THE PRESSES! 💥 Apple just dropped a new ‘Developer Strap’ for the Vision Pro (M5) and it's about as exciting as a soggy potato chip—OH WAIT! Did someone say updates? 🍟💔 So, apparently the OG strap (which is basically a glorified USB-C belt) is too *basic* for the new hotness, and they’re cooking up a new one, because who wouldn’t want to wear tech that literally *straps* you to the digital world? 🤖 💫 Leaked developer inside scoop: "We thought it would be dope, but it’s really just a fancier way to hold your head up while you code at 3 AM." 😂💀 You know it's a vibe when even the devs are shooketh. Also, there’s a new asset in the code that basically screams “We need to sell you more stuff!” because clearly $3,499 wasn’t enough to bankrupt everyone at once. 🤑💸 Drake’s pointing meme? *This is fine* meme? Man, Apple is just out here plucking cash cows like: "Stonks!" 📈⚡️ My unhinged prediction? The next version will come with an exclusive "Emotion Detector" that will literally judge your life choices. 💀🔥🤡 Share this with someone who needs a good laugh while questioning their sanity! 🤪💖