🚀💥 BREAKING: Cognixion is about to drop a BRAIN-COMPUTER INTERFACE on the Apple Vision Pro like it's a new iPhone model (except nobody's camping out for this) 🤡🤣. That's right, fam! Forget your boring smart glasses and get ready for brainwaves on the go! I can already hear the Silicon Valley wolves howling in excitement (and probably seething in envy too) 😤💸. Imagine being paralyzed and communicating through your thoughts with an AR headset! 🧠✨🍏 It’s like Tony Stark vibes, but with less explosions and more, "Can you please stop interrupting my Zoom meeting?" Nah, this is some level 11 galaxy brain stuff, and I'm just here for the chaos. 👀 Insider tip from an imaginary developer: “Honestly, we just wanted to see if we could make something cooler than Apple’s last keynote. Spoiler: We didn’t. But this sounds way better than just doodling on a tablet, right?” 💀✍️ 🔥 So here’s the hot take, fam: in 5 years, we’ll be JUST downloading skills straight to our brains like it's a video game cheat code. "Cooking? Downloading. Public speaking? Downloaded!" 🥴💾 But hey, don’t end up uploading your cooking skills right into a microwave; that could get *real* chaotic. Share this with your friends who still think VR is just for gamers and keep your neurons firing! 🔥🤖 #BrainPower #TechBrosBeLike