🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: THE APPLE VISION PRO 2 – OR AS WE LIKE TO CALL IT, THE "DUD 2.0"! 💰👀💀 So like, remember when the Apple Vision Pro *dropped* and we were all like 🌈✨ "OMG, AR will change everything!"? Fast forward to now, and we’re just as interested in it as we are in a 2-hour PowerPoint on Excel shortcuts. 🥴📉 🔥 Sales have plummeted harder than my sleep schedule before finals! What’s the price again? Oh right—$3,499! For that price, it better come with a personal assistant named Siri who can also make me pancakes. 🥞🥳 Rumor has it that Apple is working on a sequel: *The Apple Vision Pro 2,* because they clearly didn’t realize that "Pro" means “I’m too broke for this!” 🤡💸 🔍💔 I mean come on, even my grandma's flip phone is like "Y'all still trying with this?" 😂 **Developer Quote Leak (totally legit):** “We added an extra lens because, like, more lenses means more things to look at? Right?” - Totally Not Tim Cook. So, what's the takeaway? If this is Apple’s “vision,” I’m pretty sure I left my glasses at home. 🚀🤖🔥 Predictions? Apple’s Vision Pro 2 will come with a built-in “I give up” mode where you can just tilt your head back and seethe in 8D surround sound. Buckle up, fam! 🤯🌌 #VisionPro2 #ThisIsFine