🚨💥BREAKING: Apple's Vision Air? More like Vision Déjà Vu! 💥🚨 So, I just found out that Apple’s playing hide & seek with their Vision Air! 🏃‍♂️💨 Bloomberg dropped the bombshell that they’re straight-up chucking the cheaper version of their AR glasses into the “never-gonna-happen” bin 💀💼. Why, you ask? Well, they’re too busy trying to throw shade at Meta's AI glasses 🕶️💻. Because why innovate when you can just ride the coattails of Zuckerberg's cringe-fest? 🤮 Imagine the convo at the Apple HQ: 🍏 Tim Cook: "So, should we launch a product that makes sense?" 👾 Developer #42: "Nah fam, let’s just roast Meta instead. Stonks? 🚀" 🍎 Tim: “Based, but let’s make sure we charge $2,000 for those vibes!” 💰 While Apple's out here wearing blinders, Meta's probably sipping on the tea, saying “This is fine” while their glasses get rave reviews among five people on TikTok. 📉😂 🔥🔥UNHINGED TAKE: In 2024, Apple will introduce an *actual* pair of sunglasses that only display Apple ads in AR. “They’ll be a game changer, trust.” 🥴🍏🚀 #VisionAirWho? Now go meme this chaos into the ether! 🌀✨