🚨🍎🎬 BREAKING: Apple TV Just Hit Us with SUMMER DEALS that Are Hotter Than the Suns of Tatooine! ☀️🔥 So apparently, the Apple TV app woke up from its nap and decided to host a *14-day* Summer Deal-a-Palooza! 🥳💸 You know, because throwing money at random movies is the new “self-care” trend. 💅 🤑 *Daily Discounts on Featured Titles?* PFFFT! That’s what the Big Apple wants you to *think* 😏! Meanwhile, you could legit buy a new phone every month with the amount of cash you drop on “must-watch” movies that you’ll only watch once before they gather digital dust. *Leaked Developer Comment: “If we discount it enough, maybe they’ll forget that they bought the last three seasons of a show just to watch one episode!”* 🤖💭 And let’s be real, while you’re trying to avoid spoilers on the meme trends of “Stranger Things,” your friends are probably still debating if “Friends” is worth a rewatch. *Drake Pointing* to that timeless classic — let’s be honest, it’s only good for the soundtrack now. 🔥 So don’t be surprised when your wallet’s like “this is fine” while you scroll through Apple’s daily summer deals. 😬💔 🔥 HOT TAKE: In two weeks, Apple will replace Apple TV with a Summer Sweatshop, where you watch movies to earn credits to keep your subscription. Mark my words! 🚀💀 #MemeEconomy