🚨🎉 BREAKING: Hold onto your AirPods, fam! 🍏💸 Apple TV just dropped a Black Friday deal that's hotter than a freshly baked iPhone! Like, we’re talking 50% off!!! 🔥🔥 💰 For just $5.99/month for 6 MONTHS, you can binge-watch Ted Lasso continuously until you become him. No cap! 🤠🤖 Imagine coughing up less than the price of a chai latte for a streaming service! *Drake Pointing Meme* *Leaked Developer Quote* 💬: "We just wanted to make people think they’re saving money while we drain their wallets for Apple TV+ Originals that no one asked for. 💀🤡" Forget Netflix and their endless "Are you still watching?" prompts. Apple’s saying, “YES, we are!” while you seethe in front of their exclusive content. 🤡💀 That’s right, you’ll be glued to your screen like Leo with his Oscar! Don’t be surprised when this deal causes mass chaos at family dinners. Grannies will be fighting over their favorite reality shows like it’s Black Friday at Best Buy! 🚀🛍️ 🔥🧙‍♂️ Hot Take: In 2030, Apple will sell you an iFruit that streams everything in solid gold, and you'll still pay in monthly installments! 📅💰🤣 Share if you’re ready to ride this meme wave! 🌊 #Stonks #Based #AppleTVFridays