🚨BREAKING: Apple’s about to drop another Reddit AMA, and it’s gonna be about as thrilling as watching paint dry in slow-mo! 😴💤 If you haven’t heard, we’re getting a Q&A with *drum roll please*… CAROL STURKA from Pluribus, the character that we forgot existed! 😂💀 YES, you read that right! Apple's marketing team must be on that "hard work is for losers" grind. Who asked for this? I can literally hear Carol from across the multiverse saying "No one's gonna show up, fr fr." 🤡💔 🔥 SET YOUR CALENDARS 🔥 because this is the kind of content that makes you regret every life choice you’ve made up until now. Like, why go to therapy when you can ask a fictional character about their emotional turmoil on the internet? It's the ultimate W in the cringe department! 😅 Imagine the quotes: "Do you also seethe over your ex’s Netflix password?" Meanwhile, developers at Apple HQ be like, “We need more relatable characters, give ‘em a Wi-Fi password!” 😤💰 So here’s my hot take 🔥: If Carol doesn’t drop some spicy tea on why Pluribus should have been called “Pluribore,” is it even worth it? Spoiler: No. But hey, at least we can meme this chaos into the annals of tech history! 🚀💸 Share this to let your friends know they’re about to experience the most riveting, sleep-inducing AMA of the year! 🥱💎