🚨 BREAKING: Apple TV+ is now just APPLE TV! 🍏📺 This is like when your high school crush changed their Snapchat handle but you still call them by their old name – awkward, right? 💀 🍎 Listen, fam, Apple just took a BLAND approach to marketing and slapped a shiny sticker on it. It’s like putting lipstick on a robot 🤖. They wanna be the coolest kid in the streaming game, but instead, they just gave us this cringe rebrand like "Look at our vibrant identity!" *cue eye roll* 🙄 Dude, I can hear the leaked developer quotes right now: 👤 "Yeah, we just thought we could save a few bucks on the graphics budget by recycling logos! 🤷‍♂️ And we threw in a new color for good measure. Stonks!" 📈💸 Honestly, this is the same vibe as when your friend who rarely works out celebrates losing two pounds. 🚀 And what's next, Apple? Apple News is now just “The News”? 🍎📰 This is fine. Just thriving amidst the chaos, huh? 😂🔥 Here’s my hot take: in 2024, Apple will announce a hot new fitness app that literally just counts how many times you look at your phone. *Galaxy brain activated* 💥💰 So grab your popcorn, because this is about to get wild! 🍿🔥