🚨 BREAKING: Apple TV+ just pulled a classic “hold my avocado toast” move and hiked prices by 30%!!! 💰📈 Yeah, you read that right! This is the third price increase in THREE years. Like, are they trying to fund a SpaceX mission, or what? 🤔🚀 But don't throw your TV remote at the wall just yet! 😱 There’s a way to save around $50! 🙌💵 Just sign up for the “Not So Secret” Apple premier subscription plan - no cap! That’s right, you can flex on your friends with THRICE the streaming content and a SIDE of overpriced silicone. "Yo, remember when we thought Apple could do no wrong? 🤦‍♂️" one developer was reportedly overheard saying. “Now they’re just like my ex: always asking for more and giving less!” 😂💔 Drake is out here pointing to them like, "You know that’s cringe, right?" while the galaxy brain meme plays in the background, because clearly, they're the only ones who don’t care about our wallets. 😤💀 Prediction Time: Apple is gonna start charging for iCloud storage in *pints of coffee* next! ☕️✨ In 2025, we’ll be talking about how we pay $1,000 a year for Apple TV+ while sipping overpriced oat lattes. Share this before Apple raises the share price next! 🤡🔥🤖