🚨🛑 BREAKING NEWS: Apple TV Plus just ghosted us harder than that one ex nobody asked about! 💔💀 Say goodbye to *The Savant*, the show about stopping domestic extremism that was supposed to drop like the hottest mixtape of 2023 🎤🔥. Instead, it did the biggest “Yeet!” I’ve ever seen. 💨 This show had Jessica Chastain playing an investigator deep in the trenches, trying to crack down on the *chaos agents* who think they’re the stars of their own twisted reality show. Sounds like a binge-watch waiting to happen, right? But nope! Apple was like, “Not today, fam” and pulled it faster than your WiFi when you’re trying to Zoom call. 📉🤡 Developer gossip has it that Tim Cook was spotted at a café, saying, “We couldn’t risk the ‘Who wore it best?’ meme debates blowing up on Twitter! 🤯”🍏💰 And can we talk about that marketing strategy? This is LESS based and more cringe, fr fr. *Imagine* if they tried marketing toilet paper this way! "Introducing... The *BIDET*?!?" (Okay, maybe that’s lit, but I digress). So what does this signal? Could Apple just be the *ultimate troll*? 🚀💥 Hot take: I predict in 3 months, they'll rebrand the show to *The *Savvy* and it’ll be about Chastain infiltrating a TikTok dance squad to stop a viral challenge that leads to chaos. *This is fine* 🔥🔥. #SaveTheSavant #AppleGoHome