🎭🔪🍏 Oh boy, folks, grab your conspiracy hats 'cause Dennis Lehane just dropped a bombshell like an Apple employee tripping on their own hype juice! 💥💻✨ So, Apple TV+ just served us the spicy finale of their new thriller "Smoke," and apparently, the twist was more secretive than a teen's diary! 📖😱 Lehane had the audacity to hide the shocking finale from Apple itself 🤭 - you know, the company that keeps Siri in a cage and feeds her only the sourest memes! 🍋🚀 Lehane's like “Yo, Tim Cook, hold my beer. You don't even know how this plot twist is going to blow your mind harder than a dogecoin to the moon!” 🌕💰 I can just imagine Cook in a boardroom, asking if the twist comes with a side of stonks… and the team just shaking their heads like Drake pointing away. 😂👈 But fr fr, can anyone explain why the most thrilling part of an Apple show is the fact that even Apple is clueless? This is fine, right? 😅🔥 Prediction time: Season 2 is just gonna be all of us watching Apple try to figure out what they *actually* make! 🤷‍♂️💔 2024 is the year Apple reveals they were just making an elaborate sitcom about a tech company's fall from the throne. 📉👑 Stay tuned, fam! 🚀🌌 #SmokeAndMirror #AppleChaos