🎉🚨 **BREAKING: APPLE AND PEACOCK JOIN FORCES!** 🚨🎉 Sip your overpriced oat milk lattes and brace yourselves, fam! 🍵✨ Apple just dropped a bombshell that even the TikTok kid can understand! 💣💥 For just $15/month (instead of the usual $21 — let’s call that a W), you can now bundle Apple TV and Peacock — yes, the streaming platform named after a bird that does *NOT* use its wings. 🦚✈️ Ever wanted to watch “Ted Lasso” while feeling like you’re being watched by a sentient chicken in a corporate boardroom? 💼🥴 Now you can! 🎬🍿 Stonks up for Apple, but low-key cringing as I think about all that content that nobody requested. But for real tho, let’s address the elephant in the room: Apple’s service is basically a **luxury car without wheels**. 🏎️💨 Why? Because it’s still more expensive than my last three therapy sessions combined! 💸💔 **Leaked Developer Quote™**: “Dude, we just need to slap 'bundle' on anything for it to sound like a deal,” said an anonymous Apple engineer who might or might not be my cat. 🐱💻 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: In 5 years, Apple will bundle your degree with Apple TV. “Want to watch NYC skyline while you study quantum physics?” is the future, no cap! 🚀💰 Are you going to cop this or just let your wallet seethe? 🤡💀 Share this with your homies before it’s “too late!”