🎥🚀 YO, fam! Welcome to the circus that is Apple TV trying to prove it’s NOT just the forgotten child of the streaming fam! 📺✨ In 2022, they snagged an Oscar for *CODA*, but like, let’s be real—it was the trailer park version of *The Irishman*! 😂🔥 Now Apple’s feeling itself, thinking they can play with the big dogs like Netflix and Disney 😤🤡. But here’s the tea: winning an Oscar doesn’t give you the right to charge us $29.99 for an app update, Apple! 💸💀 ✨ The inside scoop? “We just wanna be the Netflix of the orchard!” (totally not a leak) 🍏😳. If they keep pushing their luck, next thing you know, they’ll be making a docuseries about the making of *CODA*—and we all know that’s gonna be as cringe as your uncle’s TikTok dance! 😩😳 So, what's next, Apple? You gonna buy a yacht and call it “iBoat”? Or drop a subscription service that streams *everything* but the actual content we want? 🚢💰 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple is launching a reality show about a family who’s trying to live without Apple products. Plot twist: the family is totally full of bots! 🤖🚀 #BasedAndCringe SHARE THIS IF YOU DARE! 👀📲