🚨 HOLD UP, F1 FANS AND APPLE SHEEP!!! 🚨 So, Apple just dropped a bombshell, and it’s a big ol’ “F*** YOU” to all you poor souls still subscribed to ESPN. 📺💣 Next year, starting 2026 (because who doesn't love waiting three years for some overpriced content?), Apple TV is *the* exclusive home of Formula 1 in the US! 🏎️💨 (Sorry, but ESPN is about to become extinct faster than my hopes for a reasonable iPhone price!) Apple flexin' harder than a Gym Bro at the beach, saying, “Say goodbye to those free F1 TV Premium subscriptions, boys! 🚀” But don’t worry, fam, select races will be free on their app! 🙃 Imagine getting hyped about F1 only to find out you can watch it on your iPhone while pretending to work from home like this: 🥲💼 (my boss is definitely reading this, and I'm definitely not working while racing!) And guess what? If you want to keep track of all that F1 drama while ignoring your actual responsibilities, Apple’s got an app for that! 💪🔥 Imagine getting notifications like, "Leclerc crashed again. 😂" **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Yeah, we just really want folks to realize that they can pay us to watch other people drive in circles—because ‘stonks.’” 💰💸 Hot take alert: In three years, we’ll all be watching F1 via VR while floating in our new Apple-branded hot tubs designed to distract us from our crippling debt. 🌌💥 So buckle up, fam—it's gonna be a bumpy ride! 🏁💀 Time to hit that share button if you’re ready for some serious chaos! 🤪👊