🚨🔔 **BREAKING NEWS🎉: Apple TV+ is the Only Place You Can Watch Peanuts Until 2030!** 🔔🚨 🍏 Okay, fam, gather 'round! If you thought your life was already filled with existential dread, guess what? Apple TV+ just committed to being the exclusive streaming broccoli🥦 of our childhood nostalgia until 2030! That's right—if you wanna relive the joy of Charlie Brown tripping over his own feet while trying to kick a football, you gotta sub to Apple TV+. 😬 🔥 But wait, there’s a *SPOOKY* twist! 👻 Apple is throwing some Peanuts holiday specials your way FOR FREE! Because nothing says “We’re taking your wallet” like some free holiday cheer. 🎄🤑 Developer quote 💻: "We thought about selling Peanuts merch on the side, but we decided to just monetize childhood trauma instead!" - Unknown Apple Developer aka The People’s Hero. Meanwhile, Tim Cook is out here acting like he's the *CEO of Christmas* with this ultimate flex. Drake be like "Nah, I'm gonna have to pass on that" as he points left. 🥴💔 So what's next, you ask? In 2031, Apple drops a Peanuts-themed VR experience where you live as Snoopy navigating capitalism! 🚀💰 This is definitely based, and if you think otherwise, I’m sorry you feel cringe. Coping won't save you now! 🤡💀 Like and share if you're ready to make your wallet weep! 💔🙌