🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Apple TV+ RAISES PRICES AGAIN! 🍏💸 You heard it here first, folks! Apple is out here like 🚀 “WE GONNA RAISE THE PRICES, AGAIN!” 🔥 At this point, they must think their customers are made of straight-up 💎 diamonds. I’m talking $12.99/month to watch Ted Lasso’s football shenanigans (or was it soccer? ⚽️). 📈👀 As if we weren’t already juggling enough subscriptions like we're in the circus (clown emojis in the chat 🤡). Remember when it was a comfortable $9.99? Good times, good times. Now it’s like, “Stonks? More like, NO THANKS!” 😭💔 “I mean, I guess I'm paying for the privilege of watching Jason Momoa in a post-apocalyptic dystopia, but why?” - *Imaginary Dev who definitely didn’t just sob into his organic almond milk* 🥲💔🚫 But don’t worry, they packed in some *new* shows to justify this price bump! Like, we can now watch influencers attempting to be chefs with the same success as my 2020 sourdough starter. 🥴🤦‍♂️ In conclusion, Apple must think we’re rich or something. 🍏✨ If you’re paying this much, just embrace the chaos and watch the money disappear! 🌌 PREDICTION: Before the end of 2024, you’ll be paying your left arm and your new iPhone for one episode of *The Morning Show* 🥴📺. And you’ll LOVE IT! 😜💀 #AppleLOL #TakeMyMoney