🚨🚨 Hold onto your controllers, tech bros! It's about to get *lit* in the desert as Apple TV is basically saying, "Screw the gambling, we got *F1: The Movie* in the house, baby!" 🤡💥 They’ve taken over the giganto Sphere in Vegas, and if you squint really hard, you might just see Brad Pitt's Sonny Hayes vibin' in his racing helmet, looking like he’s about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2023! 🎤💨 But wait, there’s more! They're slashing prices like a Black Friday shopper on a caffeine high! 50% off for 6 months? 🤑 LIKE WTH, Apple, are you trying to steal my wallet while I’m busy watching *The Handmaid’s Tale*?! Based or cringe? You tell me! 😩💰 My sources tell me that "the Sphere was basically designed for this" — like, WHAT? 🤖 So now we’re taking iconic architecture and wrapping it around Brad Pitt’s pretty face? Very galaxy brain. In a leaked conversation I totally didn't just make up: 🚀 Developer 1: "What if we shaped the skyline to promote a movie?" 🚀 Developer 2: "Hold my apple juice..." 🍏 So, what’s next? Apple creating a virtual race track in VR where we all pretend to be rich? Mark my words: one day we’ll be racing in *F1: The Movie* while in a hyperloop! This is fine. 🔥💀