🚨BREAKING: APPLE TV FORGES ALLIANCE WITH CHONKY KIDS' EMOTIONS! 🍏📺🔥 So, like, you know how your entire childhood was spent watching cartoons while your parents were busy arguing over whose turn it was to break the Wi-Fi? 🤡 Well, guess what? Apple TV is out here claiming the crown with a staggering 23 nominations at the Children’s & Family Emmys!! 🏆💁‍♂️ Look, Apple is diving headfirst into the kiddie pool of heartstrings and nostalgia - and I’m here for it! 🚀💰 But if I see one more animated series about a family of talking avocados, I might just hurl my AirPods into the nearest river. 🌊🤮 🚨Leaked developer quote alert: “Honestly, we just threw a bunch of cute animals together and called it a show. Stonks, baby!” - Random Apple intern 🤖 Meanwhile, Netflix is over there like “This is fine,” while their entire family section is just a weird mix of crime dramas and weird documentaries. 😂🔪 Here’s the kicker: in a VR future, kids will be swirling through the multiverse of Apple’s family flicks while dodging direct sales for overpriced fruit-shaped devices 🤯. So buckle up, fam, because Apple is about to own the emotional labor market. 😤💪 Mark my words: In 2025, Apple will make you pay a premium for a streaming pass that includes a “Hug an Avocado” VR experience. No cap! 🤯💸 #BasedOrCringe? You decide!