🍏🚨 HOLD UP, FAM! Apple TV+ just pulled a glow-up harder than your ex after a breakup! 🚀 They ditched the + and slapped on a new name, now it’s just *Apple TV*—like who knew? 😂 Now they’re flexin’ a brand new intro that looks like a rainbow threw up on a prism made of unicorn tears! 🌈✨ But here’s the kicker, my dudes: They filmed it using REAL GLASS! 🤯💀 Like, WHAT IS THIS, 2010? Practical effects? 🤡💥 I’m over here wondering if they’ve been using Windows Movie Maker this whole time! In a leaked convo, an Apple developer was heard saying, “We wanted to avoid CGI because, you know, we ran out of budget after Tim Cook’s last yacht trip.” (Have you ever seen a yacht? #Stonks) 💰😂 And like, really? Who needs practicality when you can just throw some Playstation 5 graphics and call it a day, amirite? Drake pointing at Apple’s decision like “based” or “cringe”??? 🤨🔥 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: Next year, Apple is gonna revive the iPod but with a holographic interface powered by actual wind. Who’s with me?? 💨👽 #MemeMadness