🚨BREAKING: Apple TV just RIPPED a four-grammy power-up like a kid who just discovered caffeine! 🚀🍏💰 Forget about the overpriced fruit—the real juiciness is F1: The Movie and Severance strutting their stuff on the Grammy catwalk! 🎬🎶 I can hear the recording academy now: “Is this a movie about cars or a TED talk on existential dread? 🤔💀” But no cap, they are *killing it* with these nominations! Literally F1 racing to the awards like: "Stonks 📈" while Severance is all like, "This is fine," sipping coffee in the background ☕🔥. 👨‍💻 Leaked Dev Quote: "Honestly, we just wanted to make a cringey show about working in an office, but now we’re GRAMMY-AWARD WINNING! What even is life?!" We should’ve seen this coming, though. Apple was just waiting for the right moment to leverage their stranglehold on shiny products and get those clout coins! 💳💎 (*cue Drake pointing to those Grammy nominations like he’s tryna get invited to the after-party*) Now, here's the hot take: prepare for the ultimate tech crossover where Apple starts selling Grammy award-winning performances as NFTs! 🎤👾💥 Get ready, fam! The future is now, and it’s absolutely chaotic! 🤡🌀