🚨🍏✨BREAKING: Apple TV’s Pluribus is basically the Big Bang of TV shows, according to *The New York Times*!💥 So get your macOS devices ready for a cosmic ride...or whatever.🙄💻 Listen up, fam! This new sci-fi thriller from Vince “I made Walter White a thing, trust me” Gilligan is dropping NEXT WEEK and they’re saying it’s “as big as modern TV gets.” No cap, I half expected *The NYT* to drop the mic after that line. 🎤💫 👀 *Leaked quote from a developer at Apple:* "Honestly, we just threw aliens, time travel, and a sprinkle of existential dread into a blender and hit 'purée'." 🍹💀 But like... let’s be real, does anyone even watch Apple TV? It's like the Netflix of that weird cousin you only see at Thanksgiving — kinda awkward, but there's always one banger. 😬🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 So what’s the prediction? I’m calling it: Pluribus will be so good, it'll transcend space and time, and Apple will release an 🍏 iDimension alongside their next overpriced iPhone to hype it up. *We’re talking stonks-level hype!* 📈🚀 YOLO, my friends! 🎉 Are you ready for reality-bending drama or just another cringe-fest? Either way, I’m here for the chaos!💥💫 #DramaAlert