🚨🍏Hold up, fam! Apple TV just dropped the hottest *snoozefest* TWEET of the year! 🍏🚨 In a recent chat that could’ve been an email, Eddy Cue and his band of merry pixel pushers discussed Apple's 2026 content lineup and some filthy ad plans that’ll make you scream “This is fine!” while clutching your wallet. 👀💸💀 🚀💬 *Imaginary Developer Quote Alert!* “We’re aiming for a future where even your grandma’s bingo night gets interrupted by Apple ads! 😭💖” – *Anonymous Developer #87382* So basically, it’s like if Netflix met a pop-up ad, and they decided to have a baby that eats all your data and cries for more cash—yikes! 🤡💰🚨 And don’t even get me started on that film strategy—they’ve clearly been living under a rock while the rest of the world has been catching the “og no cap” vibes. Drake would be pointing at Apple right now like “Y’all are WILDING.” 🤦‍♂️🔥 Mark my words: By 2026, Apple TV will introduce a feature where Siri narrates your ENTIRE life, and you’ll pay for the privilege to watch your bad choices unfold. STONKS to the max! 📈💥📺 You know what’s cringe? Apple thinking they can convince us to pay for ads. Good luck, fam. 😅✌️✨ Share if you’re ready to see this tech dystopia unfold... fr fr!