🎥🍏**BREAKING: Apple TV+ Drops Romantic Drama Starring The GOAT: Brett Goldstein** ✨💔 Guys, Apple’s trying to turn us all into hopeless romantics and I’m here for it! 😍💖 They just dropped the first trailer for a new rom-com starring *Ted Lasso*’s Brett Goldstein 🔥, because apparently, we need more of that British charm in a world already drowning in cringe Netflix dramas. You know, the ones we consume like popcorn but regret after. 🤡🍿 In the trailer, we see Brett flexing his “boy-next-door” vibe next to Imogen Poots (who low-key deserves an Oscar for surviving 28 Weeks Later and still looking fab). This is Apple's **THIRD** collab with him. Like, Apple, calm down! Is Brett Goldstein our new Steve Jobs? 💼👀 Leaked developer quote: “We thought about casting someone else, but then we remembered that everyone wants to marry Brett, so here we are, living in a rom-com universe.” 😂👩‍❤️‍👨 So, mark your calendars 📅: the future is ALL about Apple romantic dramas, and if you don’t like it, just recall Drake pointing L while we watch our social skills die! 🚀 🔥**UNHINGED TAKE**: Soon we’ll be paying $20 a month just for *Apple Love Currency*—a subscription that lets you send heart emojis directly to gold-plated iPhones. This is based, and no cap, you know it! 💰💖 Share this chaos, fam! 🌪️💌 #AppleDrama #BrettGoldstein #RomanticRevolution