👀🍏🔥 BREAKING: Apple is trying to make their streaming service a whole lot more "thrill" and a whole lot less "chill"! Introducing "The Last Frontier" – where dozens of violent inmates escape and somehow become more popular than me on TikTok. 🤡💀 Honestly, Apple, this is your grand plan? You spent billions to get us BACK to prison? Like, I get it, everyone loves a good crime drama, but can we get some originality, PLEASE? 🚨🤦‍♂️ Imagine the pitch meeting: **Developer:** "So...what if we just released a show about violent criminals on the loose?" **Tim Cook:** "You mean we *aren't* making a cooking show? Are you sure this isn't just an episode of real-life horror?" **Developer:** "Nah, fam, just a crime thriller. Stonks! 📈💰" And now they expect us to go from "This is fine" 🔥 to "Welcome back to chaos"! Ugh, talk about a cringe move, Apple. Next, they'll release "The Last Frontier: Memoji Edition" where the inmates are all just animated iPhone emojis stealing your heart… and your AirPods. 🤖🚀 So here’s my hot take: It’s gonna flop harder than my last dating app profile—🔥👩‍🎤 Flexing those "Dozens of Violent Inmates" and still getting #cancelled in 2024, you heard it here first! 📅💥