🚨🍏🍿 APPLE TV+ IS HITTING THE STREAMING STREETS HARDER THAN YOUR COUSIN’S KIDS ON FORTNITE! 🤡🔥 So here’s the tea, fam: July is looking spicier than a TikTok dance-off at a 90s family reunion! We got Foundation season 3 dropping like it's hot, and if you thought the plot was thick, wait 'til you see the budget! 💸💪 Imagine if Elon Musk wrote a sci-fi series while sipping organic oat milk 😤🚀. Meanwhile, the crime thriller Smoke is back to remind us that life is indeed *far from fine* as we choke on bad decisions like it's a Netflix “recommended for you” list ☠️. And let’s not forget Stick—because who doesn’t love some heartfelt comedy to balance out the chaos? Like Drake pointing at a comedy skit: “That’s the one!” 😍👀 📜 **Leaked Dev Quote**: “Honestly, we just threw some new shows in a blender and hoped for the best. The algorithm loves it.” 🤖💥 So, are we team *Stonks* or team *Seethe* for this lineup? I say we’re going viral! 🌐💰 **Hot Take**: In a shocking twist, Apple TV+ WILL single-handedly save humanity with its programming, and the aliens will come to binge-watch the whole catalog! Get ready for intergalactic Emmy nominations. 👽🍏